mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…


ww-swagabond:

buzzfeed:

This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory. 



Me at every social event

Me at every social event


"Bless me father, for I have sinned…”


telvi1:

Left hand on the steering wheel, right hand on that pussy 


charl-plural:

bloodbending:

noctstiel:

bloodbending:

bloodbending:

idea: the porn olympics, where people compete to have the most nsfw stuff on their monitors as dangerously close to their parents as possible without them seeing

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GAME START

why is your dad shirtless

he’s hispanic it happens

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i win


scienceslut:

I think the reason everyone likes Orange is the New Black so much is because we get to see everyone’s backstory and realize that even if they seem like a bad person, they’re still human and they have struggles and passions just like everyone else.

Except Vee. Fuck you Vee.



santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person

santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person


dapperpuppet:

must-be-thursday:

mrpondismypatronus:

memewhore:

What could go wrong?



WINCHESTER STARTER KIT

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

dapperpuppet:

must-be-thursday:

mrpondismypatronus:

memewhore:

What could go wrong?

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WINCHESTER STARTER KIT

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS